Book Review: Blame It On The Pumpkin (Anthology) - Edited by Tara Moeller

 Title: Blame It On The Pumpkin

Author: Various; Edited by Tara Moeller
Genre: Horror - Anthology
Publisher: DreamPunk Press - Copyright 2022
Publication Date: December 8, 2022
Read: December 8-10, 2022
Disclaimer: I received a digital advanced reader copy from the publisher via Netgalley. All opinions are my own.

Synopsis from Publisher: What's the best-and worst-part of Halloween? The pumpkins, of course. 

Enjoy these 8 scary stories centered on a Halloween event-a pumpkin patch festival, a pumpkin-growing contest, a séance... Just beware of those rotting jack-o-lanterns. 

Includes stories by Pamela K. Kinney, Jennifer Kyrnin, Greg Partick, S. P. Mount, and more. Deja Vu edition

Review: Horror fiction is my jam. I love fantasy and science fiction, but horror has always been the genre I love the most. Combine it with my favorite holiday, Halloween, and my little black heart swells like a bloated vampire in an empty blood bank.

If only this anthology could have given me that...

Consisting of eight short stories, one nonfiction piece, and a single flash fiction entry, Blame It On The Pumpkin tries--bless its heart--to be spooky but fails across the board. Plagued with typos, spelling and grammar issues, lackluster plots, flat characters, and a complete lack of atmosphere, the short stories are universally, for a lack of better words, bland. Given the fundamental problems in this anthology, I question whether there was any editing performed or if submissions were simply accepted "as-is" and a cover slapped on the collection along with a price tag.

Here's a breakdown of each selection along with my grade in stars:

1. From pumpkin to Jack-o'-lantern (nonfiction) by Marjory Leposky: A brief "essay" outlining how a pumpkin is grown, transported to market, and then turned into the quintessential Halloween accessory, the jack o'lantern.  (3 stars)

2. Moonlit Hunt (flash fiction) by J.M. Silverleaf: Paragraph. Visual. (3 stars)

3. Pumpkin Hollow (short story) by Pamela Kinney: Five friends venture to an unknown haunt in a rural Virginia town. (1star -- typos, flat characters, absence of atmosphere)

4. Vampire Gourd (short story) by Jennifer Kyrnin: A man takes growing the biggest blue ribbon vegetable to an extreme. (4 stars -- probably the most fleshed-out character and plot as well as a unique twist on the vampire trope)

5. Nasty Old B!tch (short story) by S.P. Mount: Myrtle Soppingbottom makes plans to go out with a bang on Halloween. (2 stars -- had so much potential but the overuse of slang and multiple typos killed it...no pun intended)

6. Flock of Badb (short story) by S.P. Mount: Is Winnie caught in an Alfred Hitchcock film or is she the latest victim of a long-standing family curse? (2 stars -- again, had so much potential but the overuse of slang and a rushed ending were this story's downfalls)

7. Alone on Halloween (short story) by Michael Gore: A tragedy the year before finds a teen alone and in a new town on Halloween. (4 stars -- lots of atmosphere, good character development, and a twisted plot makes this story the best in the bunch as well as my favorite)

8. Dance of Masks and Fire: The Witchfinder's Shadow (short story) by Greg Patrick: Salem, Massachusetts is the backdrop for this Halloween night showdown between old enemies. (2 stars -- typos, a convoluted plot, disorienting character points-of-view, rushed and confusing action...could've been so much better)

9. Trick or Treat: Once Upon a Hunter's Moon (short story) by Greg Patrick: One man's Halloween night goes horrible awry after moving into a rumored "witch house." (3 stars -- the typos are few and the plot is more fleshed out than in the previous offering from this author, however, the overall story feels familiar)

10. The Halloween Séances (short story) by E.W. Farnsworth: Four widows gather on Halloween for their annual séance. (2 starts -- as with most of the stories offered here, this one had potential but failed thanks largely to a lack of atmosphere, non-existent plot, flat characters, and and overall lack of editing)

Overall, Blame It On The Pumpkin largely fails because of a disconnect between the stories and the horror genre. Horror requires atmosphere, dynamic characters, twisted plots, and above all, the steadily creeping sense of impending doom. Even novels can struggle with these elements, but short stories must deliver on these quickly and with bigger stakes. I can see the potential in these stories and if given a greater word count/page number, perhaps most of them would be able to reach and even surpass that potential. Unfortunately, Blame It On The Pumpkin is largely a disappointment.

Book Review: Long Live the Pumpkin Queen by Shea Ernshaw

Title: Long Live the Pumpkin Queen

Author: Shea Ernshaw
Genre: YA Fantasy
Publisher: Disney Press - Copyright 2022
Publication Date: August 2, 2022
Read: October 23 - November 4, 2022
Disclaimer: I purchased a copy of this book from Amazon. All opinions are my own.

Synopsis from Publisher: Jack and Sally are "truly meant to be" ... or are they? 

Sally Skellington is the official, newly-minted Pumpkin Queen after a whirlwind courtship with her true love, Jack, who Sally adores with every inch of her fabric seams-- if only she could say the same for her new role as Queen of Halloween Town. Cast into the spotlight and tasked with all sorts of queenly duties, Sally can't help but wonder if all she's done is trade her captivity under Dr. Finkelstein for a different cage. But when Sally and Zero accidentally uncover a long-hidden doorway to an ancient realm called Dream Town, she'll unknowingly set into motion a chain of sinister events that put her future as Pumpkin Queen, and the future of Halloween Town itself, into jeopardy. Can Sally discover what it means to be true to herself and save the town she's learned to call home, or will her future turn into her worst... well, nightmare?

Review: I'm a huge fan of Tim Burton's classic The Nightmare Before Christmas and have always loved the relationship between Sally, the rag doll, and Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King. So I was incredibly excited when I learned there was to a book exploring their relationship and the events after that fateful year when Jack tried to take over Christmas with disastrous results.

Long Live the Pumpkin Queen is a slow building story. It begins with Jack and Sally's wedding and then follows the efforts of the denizens of Halloween Town to make their new queen into...well, their idea of a queen. Naturally, Sally isn't sure about her new role since she's only ever been an unwilling "daughter" to Dr. Finkelstein before she and Jack found one another. Sally looks for a way to escape the demands of being the newly-crowned Pumpkin Queen, but inadvertently sets off a chain of events that threatens Halloween Town, the other holiday realms, and even the Human World when she finds a passage into the mysterious and unknown realm of Dream Town.

I love the expansion of the holiday worlds and the new characters introduced in this book. However, I had some issues with Sally. At the end of The Nightmare Before Christmas, it seemed as though she had grown as a character and found an inner strength she didn't know she had when she tried to stop Jack from entering the Human World to take over Christmas and then attempting a solo rescue of Sandy Claws from Oogie Boogie. After these heroic actions, she seemed a great fit for Jack and as the future Pumpkin Queen. However, that isn't the Sally presented at the beginning of Long Live the Pumpkin Queen. 

Sally seems to have reverted to her more withdrawn self in the beginning of the book. While it's easy to understand she'd have some trepidation regarding her new role as co-ruler of Halloween Town, she comes across as...for lack of a better word, whiny. Yes, she does grow throughout the story and once again comes out as a strong character at the end, but I wanted to see that strong Sally from the end of The Nightmare Before Christmas at the beginning and then see her become even stronger. Sadly, that's now how the author chose to write her character.

Overall, Long Live the Pumpkin Queen is an enjoyable read and is a welcomed addition to Tim Burton's world of The Nightmare Before Christmas. I hope more books will come that continues to expand the holiday worlds and the legend of the Pumpkin King and Queen.